You often find yourself responding "What smell?"
When your non boating friends visit your home or your car they ask
"Do you have dogs? (or pigs)"
You have a bathing suit that's wet from March to October.
Your Mom has stopped saying "Be careful this weekend".
You've never setup a tent when it's light out.
You scout every river, stream, and little rivelet of water from your
car while driving past....
You kinda pulled your head down between your shoulders and tried not
to look left or right and catch people's eyes as you were driving to the put-in last
weekend. Because the river you were about to float was so small and shallow that even
chicken could wade it with no problem. But you paddled it anyway. (Maizite?)
You maneuver your car on five-lane streets by eddying out behind
trucks and making S-moves in the left turn lane. And you lean into the turns.
You don't have to take the river to dinner beforehand
The bigger and deeper is the hole - the better
You don't mind having someone probe that hole before you
An old hole can have a reputation & still be a good hole
With practice, nearly everyone can roll over and do it again
Good old "Eddy" is usually there to help calm you after a
"premature ejaculation"
All the protective wear doesn't take away the thrill
Not only females get wet & excited after sufficient stimulation
No one complains about the wet spots afterwards
After you've done it all and are spent and exhausted - the river
never tires of whispering sweet nothings in your ear
